![]() : Wow, this is some good ass vodka! It also cures radiation, player! Anyway, here you go, now you can mutilate the corpses of dead mutant bugs to get bodyparts for fishing! ![]() TheGreatEvilKing summary posted: : Here is some vodka like you wanted. I'm 99% sure that's an Elder Scrolls level up reference? I better go, and think on what I learned here. Now that you fulfilled your side of the deal, it's my turn. ![]() And help me lose some radiation, if I get unlucky and catch the sickness. : Hey, that's some good vodka you got! Stuff made for importing, you know? Now it's gonna keep me company. : You were asking for some liquor, weren't you? We also buy this vodka at the bar for a very important-ish upgrade. Sure, I said we weren't doing it, but that was before I learned nobody reacts in any way. There's crafting materials and 10 rubles. I do find the shovel behind the house, so that's going to be our melee weapon for a little while. Whatever! I regret nothing! This stuff is hard to come up with funny summaries for because it's so inane. : Me stronk! The game's narration will point out how stupid this is, but boyoyoyoyoing! : I'm hoping some player character can come along and sweep me off my feet! TheGreatEvilKing summary posted: : Can you answer my insipid questions so the developers can pad out the playtime? You might remember that Alexander failed with this exact approach, but he didn't get roofied like we did. : My strength for example! I may not have a sword, but with these fists I don't even need one. How can you prove your intelligence to a mate without coming off as a condescending dickweed? Clearly, the answer is to quote self-help books and spew deepities. ![]() : Hell, I don't have a horse but I can still be quite valiant. That is the face of an incurable romantic. While I personally find the other two options funnier it's time to dive deep into Bear's romantic side. : I'm a lonely tavern keeper lost in the Wastes, waiting for my valiant knight to appear. I try stealing this beer off the table for a quest but I get caught. Today we're going off to meet the bandits. Last time on ATOM RPG, we killed the world's dumbest bandit and were told to go do all the bandit quests with the help of our new rusty pistol.
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